did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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