that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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