highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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