Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
We smell like vodka and hangover
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