Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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