The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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