i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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