I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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