Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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