dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
home. puking in laundry basket.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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