its not stalking. its research.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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