Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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