she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
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I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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