I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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