Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
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Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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