I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Drake has all the answers
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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