In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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