i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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