I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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