I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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