I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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