best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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