Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
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Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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