Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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