its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got inside last night via doggy door
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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