so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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