Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
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Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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