but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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