i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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