I don't think brook has ever known best
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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