google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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