I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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