just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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