it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
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I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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