scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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