3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
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I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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