Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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