All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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