All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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