super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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