Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
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I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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