I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
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Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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