Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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