trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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