I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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