road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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