I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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