Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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