So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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