If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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