wake up i wanna do it froggy style
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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